Okay Madonna, You Win…

I won’t re-post that recent picture of the Crypt Keeper, er, I mean Madonna…what the hell man???…I heard a leaked version of Madonna’s new single, “Celebration”, from her third greatest hits collection the other day, and it’s really good!…however, this leak, at least to my knowledge, has been taken off the web…all you can find are clips of the song, or “fan recordings”…and the quality on those is horrendous…we’ll all have to wait until September 29th to buy CELEBRATION…the new track was co-produced by Madonna and mixmeister Paul Oakenfold…so to tide us over, a Madonna classic…

Shabba-Doo?…Where are you?…TGIF!

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Mika is Back!

Mika is wonderful!…in 2007, he released his first album, LIFE IN CARTOON MOTION, which spawned “Grace Kelly”, “Love Today”, “Big Girl You Are Beautiful”…and many others…I was instantly hooked…so I’m am eagerly anticipating his follow-up, WE ARE GOLDEN…scheduled for release on Sept. 21, which is a Monday, so that’s the UK release date, so I figure the 22nd will be when it hits the US…Mika has finally released the video for the first single, the title track…and wow!…what a difference two years makes…it’s an homage, somewhat, to BILLY ELLIOT, by evidence of the many pairs of boxing boots you see him wearing…however, there may be some controversy brewing over the main melody of “We Are Golden”…as you watch and listen, see if you don’t see the similarity to the main melody of Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven is a Place on Earth”…I’m posting that video too…

Who knows?…they are both awesome songs…enjoy!

God Bless Hulu!

All right, I know I’ve been beaten to the punch on this topic since this clip from the inaugural season of GLEE hit the web yesterday/last night, but…I have a confession to make…I had forgotten about GLEE…(slaps self in face)…well, what do you expect when one episode airs almost 3 months ago and I didn’t see one iota of press coverage until last night????….I am a bad person….here’s the clip…

http://www.hulu.com/embed/ezBq1htPsnLKHSMm1ShJkg

Sept. 9…Fox…I need to get it tattooed on my hand…

Dear Madonna…

I understand the lighting must have been really bad, but have you seen what your arms look like???…yes, you are still mega-hot, but you are almost 51…I’m not sure age is why your guns are looking like this, however, cover up!…I mean you look like a living muscular sculpture/picture; you give Slim Goodbody a run for his money…there is nothing wrong with airbrushing, even in paparazzi situations…

While I have your attention, I look forward to CELEBRATION!…good day….

ERRRRRN

Cruel Summer Hits American Idol…

I thought 2012 was when the world was going to end….I guess this summer is no different from others, but geez!…and now, AMERICAN IDOL has seen one of its more memorable auditioners cut down in the prime of her life…breaking news came across the wire yesterday that 25-year-old Alexis Cohen was found dead after a hit-and-run accident in New Jersey…don’t remember Alexis?…then here you go…

I don’t think Cohen ever made it as a guest on one of the finales, which is now sad…instead, we had to see Kara DioGuardi in a bikini!?!, yeah, I’m a lesbian, but nooooooooooooo!…yes, she returned to audition this past season, as a kindler, gentler Alexis, but in the end….she pulled out the double birds on Simon…

R.I.P. Alexis…

Friday Can Be One of Those Days…

But not for me….I had been wanting to use this picture of Grace Jones and her saw hat for some time…I mean, she’s nuts! and maybe you feel like a saw is going through your head some days…I’m happy to see Jones still has her avant garde fashion sense or no one would’ve snapped the photo, or worse, cared….July will be over in a week, WHAT?!?…I have to think of what August might bring…more saw hats????….maybe

TGIF!…and here’s Grace in another funny hat…singing opera!

OUTRAGE!

Divas Live 2009 Line-up

It’s time to play that old SESAME STREET sing-along game “One of These Things is Not Like the Other”…VH1 has announced the line-up for its resurrected “Divas Live” show and well, they have dropped the ball on at least one of these…um, Miley Cyrus???…you are joking right?!?

As you can see, the others are really good: Kelly Clarkson, Leona Lewis, and Adele…Miley Cyrus cannot sing! and how did the powers that be at VH1 decide Cyrus was worthy of sharing the stage with such amazing voices???…this is all very baffling…Cyrus is hot for the tween crowd, but for the crowd that appreciates a good diva?…ME HELLO?!?…they have let all of us down…

Now there could be a surprise in store for this installment of divas, with maybe an appearance by someone who has an album coming out close to the airdate of the new “Divas” show:

Whitney

Okay, I know the picture is small, but Whitney Houston is set to release her comeback cd in early September, “Divas Live” is schedule to air September 17…things that make you go hmmmm?….I wouldn’t put it past VH1 to make that happen and would it not be perfect???…great promotion for Whitney’s new album and the crackhead can sing!…it makes sense…

What do you think of this whole hot mess?

Dangerous Beauty…

In case you don’t know who this is…this is ESPN hottie sideline reporter Erin Andrews…my brother-in-law can’t control himself when appears on screen…she’s a bit of all right to me…

It was reported yesterday, a video of Erin someone shot through her hotel keyhole was circulating on the internet, unfortunately, it contains a virus!…so DON’T OPEN IT!…we had to emphasize and re-emphasize this to brother-in-law…it’s one of the many risks female sports reporters face; this would never happen to one of her male counterparts…I had no idea “grab ass” had evolved into full out voyeurism…let’s hope Andrews and her attorneys find justice…

Don’t hassle the hottie!

Only 30 Days to Go!….

And PROJECT RUNWAY IS BACK BITCHES!…yes, the network is different–Lifetime, and yes, Fashion Week wrapped up back in February, but none of that matters!…let’s recap why season 6 has been delayed for so long shall we?

In April 2008, PR became tangled in web of three lawsuits between The Weinstein Company, NBC Universal–the parent company of Bravo, and Lifetime, which bought the rights to seasons 6-10…all of this kept the hit series in limbo for almost a year and producers weren’t sure if this new season would even air…YIKES!…after a resolution was reached this April, season 6 will premiere August 20th on Lifetime…one thing you may have noticed in the past few weeks, the marketing campaign for PR is the biggest its ever been…in fact, if you go to here:

mylifetimetv.com, click on PROJECT RUNWAY…

You can meet every single designer and every single model, plus look at previews for the new season…that’s pretty sweet!…well, I wanted to show you my early favorite, Ari Fish, a hot girl who might play for my team, unfortuately, her intro video is unavailable-can’t be copied to my blog- and there are no good pictures…WHAA WHAA WHAAAAAAAA!…

Now with season 6, there are some new changes…first off, no more NYC, until Fashion Week, the designers will be in LA…you’ll see more celebrity judges, including the likes of Eva Longoria Parker, Christina Aguilera, Rebecca Romijn, Bob Mackie, and…Lindsay Lohan!!!…the grand prize will be the usual $100,000, a fashion spread in Marie Claire, AND an all-expenses paid trip to PARIS!…Garnier will take over where TRESemme left off…finally, after each show, a 30-minute spin-off looking into the lives of the models on the show…BORING!…but it might be good…naturally, Heidi, Tim, Nina, and Michael will be back…yes!

In a word…fierce!