I Will Never Understand Other Cultures…

Over the weekend, I was alerted to a “Poker Face” parody via Perez Hilton sending a tweet to Lady GaGa to check it out…all I can say is “is this what kids do for fun in other countries?”…The 2 Cool Guys hail from Finland…I can’t even begin to explain what is being said or what is going on in this home made video…I can tell you that drug trips are still popular and the blond kid may or may not be a boy…here it is:


UPDATE: here are the lyrics translated into English…
(yummyummy)
(yummyummy)
(yummyummy)
(yummyummy)
(yummyummy)
(Oh so yummy)

I want to eat it, just like everyone else (YUM!)
pearl, oat, semolina, barley, rice, rye, wheat (All goes)
Whipped porridge is pretty grose though
but if you put enough suga’, it goes too

Yum, yu-yum, yum, yummm, yum-yummy,yummy,yum
Im eating porridge, dont interrupt me
Yum, yu-yum, yum, yummm, yum-yummy,yummy,yum
Im eating porridge, dont interrupt me

Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)

Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (yumyumyum)
Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (So yummy)

I mix it with milk, otherwise my tongue burns
Cause Ma’ makes the porridge always so damn hot
My dad doesnt know how to cook
And Im just too lazy to do anything

Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)

Yum, yu-yum, yum, yummm, yum-yummy,yummy,yum
Im eating porridge, dont interrupt me
Yum, yu-yum, yum, yummm, yum-yummy,yummy,yum
Im eating porridge, dont interrupt me

Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)

Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (yumyumyum)
Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (So yummy)

I dont want to eat
nothing else
than just porridge
Im not foolin, im not jokin
It is just so supermegagood
My mom used to tell me:
Stop eating that crap
I didnt lisen’
I just thinked that
PORRIDGE IS YUMMY!

Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)
Admit it, Admit it
You want porridge (So yummy, really yummy)

Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (yumyumyum)
Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (yumyumyum)
Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (yumyumyum)
Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (So yummy)
Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (yumyumyum)
Po-po-po-porridge, po-po-porridge (So yummy)

(toi sen teki:

Bonus Saturday Blog…HELP!


I’m really trying to figure out how to get more readers/followers to my blog…I know a few of my friends do read it, but are unable to comment or they are scared!!!…LMAO!…Don’t be scared, I can take anything you hurl at me…I mean really, what is the best way to get more traffic to my blog????

I’ve listed my link on facebook, on twitter, should I advertise it/promote it somewhere else?

Please help my friends!…I’ll give you a cookie!

Project Runway: Week Two Breakdown

**AGAIN, THIS IS LIVE, BUT NOT LIVE…MAKE SENSE?…OKAY**

9:01pm: Tim in the opening–“that’s my line”…Althea misses Ari…Malvin is a weirdo…Mitchell, I don’t like…he does look like Perez Hilton…

9:03pm: Celebrity…who is it?…someone preggers…Rebecca Romijn, I like her…”create a pregnancy chic look”…it can be any look, not necessarily a big, over the top outfit…but should be a nice silhouette…

9:05pm: All the designers get a “pregnancy pillow” for their models to wear…Gordana has been pregnant twice…Logan-“babies are not my deal”…and I would bet a lot of the queens would say the same thing…the LA Mood store looks bigger than the NYC one…Romijn is having, well she’s already had, twins…drapery seems to be the norm; I would say that will get old…

9:10pm: Malvin is JD Samson without the mustache…
JD Samson

9:15pm: Louise has a lacy negligee thing going on…?????….Mitchell is going for short shorts?!?…oh and he has designed for pregnant women before…yeah, let’s waste time by getting into Mitchell’s huge shorts…

9:18pm: Dad just noticed the designers are not as tattooed as the contestants on Top Chef…it’s a chef thing!…a designer thing? bad hair and sometimes, worse clothes…Louise-dyed nightgown-looking thing…does Tim have a cold????…his voice doesn’t have its usual spark…

9:20pm: Malvin–jodpurs???? “you know, chicken thighs”…WTF?…Ra’Mon hears Nina’s voice, that’s a nightmare…Mitchell thinks Ra’Mon’s looks like a bowling bag…it’s got great colors; purple and silver…

9:23pm: The designers are acting sooooo mature with the pregnancy pillows…oh wait, one has a 2-year-old…Johnny Meth?…bad colors and he has some flower print half-jacket…tragic!

9:28pm: Mitchell is already thinking is out…I would put more money on Malvin at this point…we haven’t heard a lot from feather guy, Nicolas…Ra’Mon uses the term “hot messes”…ah, I feel better…one of the models–“tie it tight so baby doesn’t come undone…”

9:31pm: Malvin please butch up a little, just a touch…

9:38pm: Runway time…no Michael Kors???…ehhh…Shirin-I love it!…Nicolas-I like it!…Mitchell–train wreck!…Epperson–like…Johnny–lost the jacket, good call…Malvin-oh good god and lord…Ra’Mom–not so good…

9:43pm: Ra’Mon’s is too busy, but he’ll make it through…Louise’s is soooo bad, but Rebecca and the panel okay it…Althea–bust is too exposed, but she’s safe…Malvin’s whole “egg” theory…loopy loopy loopy!!!…Mitchell–BAAAAAD!…Nina–“she is a mess!”…Heidi “just because we sit here doesn’t mean we don’t see it”, LMAO!…Shirin’s is so good…she better win this week!

This is what Malvin had in mind:
baby sling

9:56pm: the winner? Shirin!!!!…awesome, since she had one of the best designs last week and didn’t make the top 3…the loser? MALVIN…Mitchell, bitch gets ANOTHER chance…oh here come the tears…

Next Week: Teams of 2 challenge…uh oh!

Visibility First, Then Complain…

Top Chef has just started and already, I’m severely irritated…no, not by Ashley, I’ll get to her in a moment, but by those annoying Vitagglio brothers…jeeez!…you are competing, but you’re brothers, I get it!…move on!

Okay, back to cheftestant/chefbian Ashley Merriman…the elimination challenge in episode 2 involved catering a bachelor and bachelorette party–which ended up being dumb, because both parties were all together–well, Ashley immediately gets some ill feelings since she’s gay and she can’t legally get married…yep, I know…and boy did the producers run with it…you see her hanging out with the other contestants, including fellow lesbian contestant Preety, and she again, complains…Preety revealed she has been in a 13 year relationship, she understands…again, can we move on????

I like Ashley, although she almost screwed up and got sent home, but there’s a time and a place for politics…Top Chef is about cooking, and yes, you will see other scenarios, after all, it’s a reality show…let’s not make that reality all about the contestants’ sexual preferences…

Hang in there Ashley, Preety, and Ash–he’s awesome–and kick some ass!

Paula + Divas Live! = ????????????

Well, the crunk sabbatical is already over…Paula Abdul, via Twitter, announced Tuesday she would be hosting the VH1’s “Divas Live!” show on September 17th…I’ve already let my displeasure be known about Miley Cyrus being included as one of the divas…however, the article I just found has mentioned Jordin Sparks will be joining the show as another diva, which is cool as hell!…so Sparks joins Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Leona Lewis, and Miley Cyrus…now one detail I’ve also discovered, is that the show will air LIVE?!?…I’m trying to remember if “Divas Las Vegas” was live…if so, whoa nelly!….

Wouldn’t it be funny if after all the rumors, Paula plays eveything totally straight for her new gig, I wouldn’t be surprised if we see a dance number, that’s all she can really do…I’m still holding out for a unscheduled appearance by Whitney Houston…hello!?! which by the way, the new Whitney songs I’ve heard thus far?…not too good…and it won’t be good if all the promotion that has gone into her big comeback appearances and album fail…after all:

Have a great day humping!

A Correction…

My massive apologies to Mika by getting the title of his new album wrong…THE BOY WHO KNEW TOO MUCH will land stateside September 22…in addition to the new album, Mika will do a mini-tour of the US and Canada beginning October 12…it’s only 10 shows, but still…if the reaction and ticket sales are good, he’ll do more or land an opening slot on a bigger tour…

I’m still waiting for this one to do a massive US tour…

GaGa huh?

I’ll pay any price!!!!

**my new tires are fabulous!**

The Diva of Woodstock

I feel like I’ve gotten away from my whole “this blog is about divas” thing, but I hope I can bring it back once in a while…

Case in point: Janis Joplin…it doesn’t matter how many times I see Janis on film or I hear her scratchy, truthful voice, I’m still mesmerized…oh you can argue all day about how valid she was…she was very valid!…she set the tone for probably all of today’s female artists, yes even Taylor Swift–ACK!…well, maybe not Taylor Swift…Swift’s songs are about high school and fairy tales…Janis’s songs are about good lovin’ and hitchhiking…still, my point is, a female artist today is given the chance to outperform and outsell her male counterparts…

You can argue Janis died too young, she was a victim of the overindulgence of drugs and alcohol in the 60’s…I think about how I’m almost 34…Joplin was 27 when she died…people just lived harder 40 years ago…duh!…

I just thought I would say something since the 40th anniversary of Woodstock was observed over the weekend and that new movie, TAKING WOODSTOCK, will be in theaters this Friday…

“…you gotta try harder man…”

**let’s hope at least one Joplin biopic will be made…the latest lists Zooey Dechanel as Janis, set for a 2010 release…I still say Melissa Etheridge or Pink would have done a better job, but those projects fell through**

Side by Side Comparisons from Project Runway Blog…

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Jeffrey Sebelia and the Village People Biker

<img src="Ari Fish

<img src=" Sam Ronson</

Newly aufed designer and my ex Ari Fish and Samantha Ronson

<img src="Perez

<img src=" Michell Hall

Finally, Perez Hilton and almost aufed designer Mitchell Hall…okay, this last one I didn’t say anything about, but damn is that uncanny!

Happy Weekend all!…come back for next week’s recap!

Project Runway Recap: Week One (oh and that All-Star crap)

Here’s all you need to know about the Project Runway All-Star Challenge…Santino is still a gigantic douchebag asshole, quote: “Project Runway didn’t make me, I made Project Runway”, Jeffery Sebalia’s Village People moustache? I’m over it and he’s slumming so bad, he’s plugging a band he’s formed with his girlfriend, Chris March is still awesome and he still sleeps through everything, after all, he said he designed Beyonce’s current tour costumes–go girl!…Sweet P has a last name, Vaughn…Daniel Vosovic?…eh…Mychael Knight looks like he could have been in Kid N’Play, and Korto rocks!…she should have won last season…who am I forgetting???…oh, Uli; she failed to bring back her crazy prints…oh, and I love Diane Von Furstenberg….who wins?

Daniel Vosovic!!!…which is cool, but I think Korto did very well and she should know she has a bright future…

**I WILL BE BLOGGING THIS THE WAY I USED TO BLOG PROJECT RUNWAY ON MYSPACE, LIVE, BUT NOT LIVE**

9:00pm: first designer we meet? Ra’Mon…he went to medical school, wow!…Logan and Johnny are next–I hate the first show, because I lose track of people…oh, Johnny had a crystal meth problem and that’s why he thinks he didn’t make the show in past seasons…Gordana? German chick…we meet the feather prince, Nicolas…Mitchell, queen!…Epperson is the old dude a la Vincent from season 3…

9:04pm: first appearance by my future wife…Ari Fish!…swooooooooooooon!…again, more people, I’m not going to name all the names…Malvin is different…Carol, “pixie meets cocktail party”…okay honey…

9:06pm: Heidi and Tim, on the roof, champagne toast, blah-blah-blah…I think I see who might go first…Althea, maybe…I just have a sense about these things…sort of, NOT!…

9:09pm: first challenge–create a red carpet look…first look at FIDM, the new sewing, design hub for the show in LA…Malvin reminds me of Merlin from The Fashion Show, I so wanted to like that show, but just couldn’t give in…

9:12pm: my Ari doesn’t sketch…it’s cool…Shirin is a cool name…ok Johnny, I don’t want to hear about your “addiction” the whole time, yay for kicking meth, but chill out and make it work…oh lord, he’s crying in the “coming up” scenes…

9:19pm: Johnny is not working, Daddy Gunn to the rescue…I love Tim!…he makes everything better…Malvin looks like JD Samson a little…

9:21pm: Christopher didn’t go to design school…so what?…keep your smocking and your pleating to yourself!…Tim to Ari: “halter diaper”…ouch!…MITCHELL!…oh no no no no!…have you heard of a gunney sack?…

FYI: I WON’T be blogging about Models of the Runway, the spin-off all about the models…

9:29pm: Ari is conceptual, but a little out there…no matter, I’ll love her anyway…Mitchell is screwed, but he had it coming, who the hell wears a school marm, Victorian collar these days?…it’s the MACY’s accessory wall this year…it was the HALSTON wall in the All-Star challenge…

9:37pm: Heidi was very pregnant in the All-Star challenge show, she’s either a little pregnant or not at all in Project Runway…Fashion Week was in March…runway show:
LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!…she’s a actress, singer, designer(?) you know…I’m sure she was strung out that day, and yes Lindsay, Ari does look a tad like Samantha(Ronson)–coincidence????

9:41pm: Shirin’s the best so far…but she didn’t make the top or bottom scores…

9:44pm: Lindsay’s comments actually make sense…Ra’Mon’s is well done…oh Ari, honey, I don’t want our relationship to end so quickly, but you are a looney bird…Johnny did very well, he’s safe…Mitchell’s is for the Grammys, yeah, the Grammys circa 1887…

9:50pm: yeah, Ari is in trouble, but I think her point of view will keep her around…it’s gotta be Mitchell…the winner?…I’m not sure…Johnny or Ra’Mon…it would be sweet if Johnny won after all of his drama from day one…

9:56pm: Johnny doesn’t win, but A for effort…Christopher, the guy with no design school background, wins the first challenge….Ra’Mon-IN…

9:59pm: Ari or Mitchell, Mitchell or Ari….MITCHELL is in!!!…son of a bitch!…it wasn’t meant to be, another one-night stand down the drain…Ari, I still love you!

Next Week: Big look for a celebrity, and it looks like Mitchell f’s up again…

Have a Super Weekend!