Project Runway Recap: Week One (oh and that All-Star crap)

Here’s all you need to know about the Project Runway All-Star Challenge…Santino is still a gigantic douchebag asshole, quote: “Project Runway didn’t make me, I made Project Runway”, Jeffery Sebalia’s Village People moustache? I’m over it and he’s slumming so bad, he’s plugging a band he’s formed with his girlfriend, Chris March is still awesome and he still sleeps through everything, after all, he said he designed Beyonce’s current tour costumes–go girl!…Sweet P has a last name, Vaughn…Daniel Vosovic?…eh…Mychael Knight looks like he could have been in Kid N’Play, and Korto rocks!…she should have won last season…who am I forgetting???…oh, Uli; she failed to bring back her crazy prints…oh, and I love Diane Von Furstenberg….who wins?

Daniel Vosovic!!!…which is cool, but I think Korto did very well and she should know she has a bright future…

**I WILL BE BLOGGING THIS THE WAY I USED TO BLOG PROJECT RUNWAY ON MYSPACE, LIVE, BUT NOT LIVE**

9:00pm: first designer we meet? Ra’Mon…he went to medical school, wow!…Logan and Johnny are next–I hate the first show, because I lose track of people…oh, Johnny had a crystal meth problem and that’s why he thinks he didn’t make the show in past seasons…Gordana? German chick…we meet the feather prince, Nicolas…Mitchell, queen!…Epperson is the old dude a la Vincent from season 3…

9:04pm: first appearance by my future wife…Ari Fish!…swooooooooooooon!…again, more people, I’m not going to name all the names…Malvin is different…Carol, “pixie meets cocktail party”…okay honey…

9:06pm: Heidi and Tim, on the roof, champagne toast, blah-blah-blah…I think I see who might go first…Althea, maybe…I just have a sense about these things…sort of, NOT!…

9:09pm: first challenge–create a red carpet look…first look at FIDM, the new sewing, design hub for the show in LA…Malvin reminds me of Merlin from The Fashion Show, I so wanted to like that show, but just couldn’t give in…

9:12pm: my Ari doesn’t sketch…it’s cool…Shirin is a cool name…ok Johnny, I don’t want to hear about your “addiction” the whole time, yay for kicking meth, but chill out and make it work…oh lord, he’s crying in the “coming up” scenes…

9:19pm: Johnny is not working, Daddy Gunn to the rescue…I love Tim!…he makes everything better…Malvin looks like JD Samson a little…

9:21pm: Christopher didn’t go to design school…so what?…keep your smocking and your pleating to yourself!…Tim to Ari: “halter diaper”…ouch!…MITCHELL!…oh no no no no!…have you heard of a gunney sack?…

FYI: I WON’T be blogging about Models of the Runway, the spin-off all about the models…

9:29pm: Ari is conceptual, but a little out there…no matter, I’ll love her anyway…Mitchell is screwed, but he had it coming, who the hell wears a school marm, Victorian collar these days?…it’s the MACY’s accessory wall this year…it was the HALSTON wall in the All-Star challenge…

9:37pm: Heidi was very pregnant in the All-Star challenge show, she’s either a little pregnant or not at all in Project Runway…Fashion Week was in March…runway show:
LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!…she’s a actress, singer, designer(?) you know…I’m sure she was strung out that day, and yes Lindsay, Ari does look a tad like Samantha(Ronson)–coincidence????

9:41pm: Shirin’s the best so far…but she didn’t make the top or bottom scores…

9:44pm: Lindsay’s comments actually make sense…Ra’Mon’s is well done…oh Ari, honey, I don’t want our relationship to end so quickly, but you are a looney bird…Johnny did very well, he’s safe…Mitchell’s is for the Grammys, yeah, the Grammys circa 1887…

9:50pm: yeah, Ari is in trouble, but I think her point of view will keep her around…it’s gotta be Mitchell…the winner?…I’m not sure…Johnny or Ra’Mon…it would be sweet if Johnny won after all of his drama from day one…

9:56pm: Johnny doesn’t win, but A for effort…Christopher, the guy with no design school background, wins the first challenge….Ra’Mon-IN…

9:59pm: Ari or Mitchell, Mitchell or Ari….MITCHELL is in!!!…son of a bitch!…it wasn’t meant to be, another one-night stand down the drain…Ari, I still love you!

Next Week: Big look for a celebrity, and it looks like Mitchell f’s up again…

Have a Super Weekend!

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