Project Runway: Week Two Breakdown

**AGAIN, THIS IS LIVE, BUT NOT LIVE…MAKE SENSE?…OKAY**

9:01pm: Tim in the opening–“that’s my line”…Althea misses Ari…Malvin is a weirdo…Mitchell, I don’t like…he does look like Perez Hilton…

9:03pm: Celebrity…who is it?…someone preggers…Rebecca Romijn, I like her…”create a pregnancy chic look”…it can be any look, not necessarily a big, over the top outfit…but should be a nice silhouette…

9:05pm: All the designers get a “pregnancy pillow” for their models to wear…Gordana has been pregnant twice…Logan-“babies are not my deal”…and I would bet a lot of the queens would say the same thing…the LA Mood store looks bigger than the NYC one…Romijn is having, well she’s already had, twins…drapery seems to be the norm; I would say that will get old…

9:10pm: Malvin is JD Samson without the mustache…
JD Samson

9:15pm: Louise has a lacy negligee thing going on…?????….Mitchell is going for short shorts?!?…oh and he has designed for pregnant women before…yeah, let’s waste time by getting into Mitchell’s huge shorts…

9:18pm: Dad just noticed the designers are not as tattooed as the contestants on Top Chef…it’s a chef thing!…a designer thing? bad hair and sometimes, worse clothes…Louise-dyed nightgown-looking thing…does Tim have a cold????…his voice doesn’t have its usual spark…

9:20pm: Malvin–jodpurs???? “you know, chicken thighs”…WTF?…Ra’Mon hears Nina’s voice, that’s a nightmare…Mitchell thinks Ra’Mon’s looks like a bowling bag…it’s got great colors; purple and silver…

9:23pm: The designers are acting sooooo mature with the pregnancy pillows…oh wait, one has a 2-year-old…Johnny Meth?…bad colors and he has some flower print half-jacket…tragic!

9:28pm: Mitchell is already thinking is out…I would put more money on Malvin at this point…we haven’t heard a lot from feather guy, Nicolas…Ra’Mon uses the term “hot messes”…ah, I feel better…one of the models–“tie it tight so baby doesn’t come undone…”

9:31pm: Malvin please butch up a little, just a touch…

9:38pm: Runway time…no Michael Kors???…ehhh…Shirin-I love it!…Nicolas-I like it!…Mitchell–train wreck!…Epperson–like…Johnny–lost the jacket, good call…Malvin-oh good god and lord…Ra’Mom–not so good…

9:43pm: Ra’Mon’s is too busy, but he’ll make it through…Louise’s is soooo bad, but Rebecca and the panel okay it…Althea–bust is too exposed, but she’s safe…Malvin’s whole “egg” theory…loopy loopy loopy!!!…Mitchell–BAAAAAD!…Nina–“she is a mess!”…Heidi “just because we sit here doesn’t mean we don’t see it”, LMAO!…Shirin’s is so good…she better win this week!

This is what Malvin had in mind:
baby sling

9:56pm: the winner? Shirin!!!!…awesome, since she had one of the best designs last week and didn’t make the top 3…the loser? MALVIN…Mitchell, bitch gets ANOTHER chance…oh here come the tears…

Next Week: Teams of 2 challenge…uh oh!

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