Project Runway: Week Five Breakdown…

**This will NOT be time-stamped, since I didn’t watch on the first run, hope it won’t be too disconnected**

I still don’t know everyone by name yet…it will be okay…since Q is gone, it’s more “quiet”…no doubt…Johnny-“being in the bottom 3 was the emptiest I ever felt…” awwww!…Irina doesn’t think Althea deserved to win last week…Nicolas thinks Johnny and Irina don’t need to be there…Heidi in pants!…I like!…field trip! “the answers will all be in black and white”
I think Logan is kind of mentally challenged-my two cents-Los Angeles Times, they will be working with newspaper, no-brainer…Booth Moore??? I like Booth as a first name…I love how the designers nervously laugh and freak out at the same time…3 minutes to gather up as much as possible…Ra’Mon is focused boy!…muslin can be used as an infrastructure, but it can’t show…Tim Gunn runs down the history of looks made out of newspaper…go Daddy go!…
I take it back, Althea is half-way mentally challenged…paper can be dyed…Nicolas is not confident…I confuse Irina with Shirin…Shirin is making too much noise…”has anyone named their mannequin?”…yeah…Johnny is going the origami route; here comes the Nicolas insults…
(I love watching this back, I can fast-forward and pause)
I think they only have one day to make their garments…Ra’Mon is thinking a little origami, a little cubist…how intelligent…Gunn check…Gordana wants to make a political statement, nah, and hers has no muslin…I forgot Althea has immunity, she can play dumb if she wants…Tim to Johnny “a craft project gone awry…it looks like the birds are attacking the dress…” Christopher has a lot of paper feathers going on…it could be cool…Irina is thinking a coat????….
Johnny’s birds…keep it together, keep it together…he hates his design, so he takes in a crossword puzzle…the designers hate his attitude…TRIGGER!…there’s a steamer controversy?
Althea is still working “just as hard” even though she has immunity…Nicolas is having a difficult time and poor Johnny…he doesn’t give a damn…Ra’Mon did separates…Gordana’s looks really cool and it is totally made out of paper, no muslin…Carol Hannah having trouble getting her garment off the mannequin…Irina is getting dumped on now, by Althea…coincedence?…Johnny on Nicolas’ “it’s definitely not punk rock, maybe stump rock?”…
Runway time…I believe Michael and Nina are gone, AGAIN!…Heidi in a sparkling skirt…Tommy Hilfiger, Zoe Glassner, Eva Longoria Parker…star-studded, well, except for that Zoe chick…Logan-not bad, Nicolas-eh, Christopher-fierce!, Ra’Mon-love!, Epperson-Asian inspired, Johnny-too simple, Gordana-a little simple, Carol Hannah-nice job, good on the dye, Shirin-it’s okay, Irina-UGH!, Althea-it’s okay, Louise-a little nutso…
The previews said something about “the biggest lie on the runway”…????…Gordana’s is called “boring”…Irina is getting rave reviews…Johnny is going with the steamer sputtering story…Heidi is thinking hooker…Nicolas calls Johnny’s “a red mess”…and now Nicolas is getting berated, Zoe-“cockroaches”…ouch!…
Winner: IRINA!!!…a bit of a shock, since she was being dogged the whole episode…but it was good…Auf’d: Johnny….oh, I hope he’s not going be depressed and start using again, that’s not a joke…he tried and he did well…Tim and Nicolas are still pissed at Johnny’s whole steamer story…get over it bitches…
Next Week: Something nutsy!…good night!
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