Project Runway: Week Six Breakdown…

It feels like it’s been more than a week since the last episode…I don’t know where the time went…shall we?

ROLLING STONE pop culture writer, Rob Sheffield, thinks PR has jumped the shark, by pointing out all the freaky designers, i.e. Ari, Malvin, Johnny, are being auf’d one by one…I say still give it all a chance…

9:01pm: Ra’Mon is glad Johnny is gone…Nicolas utters the standard reality show line…”I’m not here to make friends…” Irina has immunity…oh God, Collier Strong of Tressemme’…yikes!…Tim has a velvet bag, uh huh huh, I wrote “bag”…create a look inspired by movie genre…Irina gets Film Noir…Ra’Mon chooses science fiction because he knows all about Star Trek and Star Wars…Epperson and Shirin get stuck with Western…

9:05pm: It’s a one-day challenge…I wonder how costume-y this one will get?…Carol Hannah thinks Logan is hot…GEEESH!…Nicolas is “always in faraway lands..” ya think?…I have a feeling it may be Nicolas’ time to go…

9:09pm: Epperson wanted Period Piece, but he’s now treating Western as a Period Piece…er???…bobbins seems to be missing…Louise is still working on her concept, she chose Film Noir…I hope this doesn’t happen:
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9:16pm: Logan-“there’s a lot of talent here.”–there is????…I think Gordana actually showed at the most recent Fashion Week…Tim to Christopher-“bare arms are not Victorian or 1800s…”–isn’t that the same time period?…Ra’Mon’s is looking funky and costume-like…Nicolas’ ironically is echoing hints of Johnny’s last look…L’Oreal consultations…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

9:21pm: Ra’Mon-“(look) going Kermit the Frog-wrong”…I say more lizard than frog…he’s totally re-working it…a lot of scurrying around…Louise punctures her fingers, she’s in trouble too…

9:28pm: Gordana wants to create a cigarette holder, intriguing…Logan has some leather thing going on…Ra’Mon’s decision to start over may not serve him well…yes, I definitely have a feeling Nicolas is going home…if I’m wrong, I’m wrong…

9:36pm: WTF is Heidi wearing???…John Varvatos! Zoe Glassner, eh? and the costume designer from WALK THE LINE, I missed her name…Irina-fine, Carol-Hannah-I like, Shirin-Saloony!, Christopher–he’s a front runner, Nicolas-oh no oh no!, Althea-model is in character, nice, Ra’Mon-not bad, Louise-boring, Epperson-I like it!, Gordana-boring, Logan-eh…

9:41pm: a little judging….Gordana’s is too boring, nothing new…Nicolas “she is one of the 3 sister queens…” I’m not filling in the rest, the judges like it-DAMN!…Louise-a mess, not strong…Christopher-vampire in hiding-great description and story…Ra’Mon-“her name is Lola, she left her planet” sing if you know the words!…judges are not liking it, Heidi-“hot green mess” if he had done this, he might have gotten more respect:
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Epperson’s is really good, the denim is historically inaccurate…he might win, but it will probably be Christopher…in the bottom? Ra’Mon took a risk, even though it turned out very shabbily…Louise-boring, Gordana-boring, just another 20’s flapper…

9:56pm: Gordana is in…Epperson is in…Nicolas is the winner?!?!?…I’m angry about that!…what a queen…Christopher-in, duh….Ra’Mon or Louise?????

Auf’d–RA’MON????…the judges were on crack that week!!! hands down…this is bullshit!

Next Week: Teams of 2, NO-NO!!!!…Michael Kors is back! and Christopher turns on the water works…

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