This post is NOT gay!

I figured since tomorrow is Halloween, I would write a little about my favorite holiday and a movie that fits the ocassion…

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1986’s TRICK OR TREAT starring Marc Price as Eddie, that’s right, “Skippy” from FAMILY TIES…unlikely casting, but it’s perfect…I rented the DVD a few years ago, and all I knew was Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne made appearances…oddly enough, Simmons plays a deejay named Nuke, who is Eddie’s best friend…you see, Eddie’s favorite heavy metal singer, Sammi Curr, played by Tony Fields, tragically dies and Nuke has the last known acetate, yes acetate, record Sammi ever made…I just read on Wikipedia that W.A.S.P. frontman, Blackie Lawless, was originally slated to play Sammi…that didn’t work out, which sucks…when Eddie listens to the record while falling asleep, he has a strange dream about Eddie and how he died…wait, I said this was not gay..LOL…as Eddie delves more into the lyrics, you know, all that backwards stuff, Eddie all of sudden appears to him and proceeds to tell Eddie to take revenge on all the bullies who have tortured him…which would be seen as a cry for help plot today, what with all the school shootings in the past 15 years…however, Eddie doesn’t do anything, but spills some soda on his record player and Sammi magically and dangerously comes back to life!!!….

Ozzy’s appearance in the film is quite ironic, as he plays a televangelist, decrying the evils of heavy metal…I think at one point Sammi goes into the TV and attacks the preacher…the soundtrack is provided by a band I think that was severely overlooked in the 80s, Fastway…in fact, I own the TRICK OR TREAT soundtrack…yeah, I’m a total nerd…and wouldn’t you know, a guy famous for playing a nerd, Charles Martin Smith (Starman, American Graffitti) directed TRICK OR TREAT…the more you know folks!

So if you’re a little bored tonight or Halloween night, take on an underrated, yet bad movie…it’s not scary I promise…

Cheers and have a safe Halloween!

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Project Runway: Week Ten Breakdown…

My message tonight is simple…

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I have to confess, well, I confessed last week…I’m over this season of Project Runway…I’ll try to lay on more positivity and humor tonight….

9:01pm: Six are left and I don’t have a favorite…maybe Christopher, however, he’s been soooooooooooo off as of late…Irina-“…women have a very valid point when it comes to dressing women…”–huh???…okay, here we go with all this backs turned business…the winning looks are on stage…hmmmm?…challenge-create a companion piece that enhances your best look…could be interesting…Irina is still way above everybody, she’s going to regret that attitude…

9:05pm: Tim Gunn, I still love him…one day to complete look…you know, Althea has had some nice designs; I guess I would pick her as a likely finalist…Logan’s winning look?…not great…Carol Hannah needs to make something other than a dress…but Tim warns her she might want to stay in her “comfort zone”…

9:09pm: I don’t like Irina’s fabric…karma!…ugh, A MALVIN FLASHBACK, oh hell no!…

**Mom just expressed her dislike there are werewolves in New Moon, she didn’t see
Twilight, however, I spoiled it a bit**

9:15pm: Logan’s zippers, oh dear…ooh, young Gordana, what happened?…Logan is hating on Christopher’s choice of 30 yards of fabric, it’s getting a bit snippy tonight…Gunn is excited about Irina’s-gag!…he thinks Christopher’s is too old…Gunn to Althea “(her pants) look like their waiting for a diaper”…

9:21pm: Althea-“I hate Logan”…apparently, he stole the collar Althea used for her Xtina challenge…eh, I have a feeling he’s finished tonight….Irina’s attitude? I’m getting sick of it!…

9:28pm: I’m also sick of Logan’s space hi-top sneakers…they must be a lucky charm, yikes!…ugh! I had to see them up close again…Irina is complaining “meana Irina”; I’m over her…I’m always curious as to how the designers make the make-up and hair decisions…everybody’s hatin’ but it’s not outward and totally disrespectful, which is the way it used to be when PR was on Bravo…POSITIVITY!

**OK, this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen…

Deathstar Pictures, Images and Photos

…yay!**

9:38pm: Runway time!…Heidi looks like a sexy secretary, yum-o!…NICK VERREOS!…Kerry Washington is a guest judge as well…NO MICHAEL!…CH-I like it, it has pockets…Althea–not sure…Logan–S & M much?…Irina–not bad…Gordana–too boring…Christopher–oh wow, and not “oh wow” in a good way…

9:44pm: Christopher’s has too much volume…Irina’s is good, “uptown chic”, Nina didn’t like it…Gordana-not good, not edgy, “old, drab, and sad”…oooh…”office worker in Warsaw”…Carol Hannah–light, simple, they love the pockets…Logan–judges are not pleased, unflattering, “Judy Jetson”…Althea–loving the pants, did she steal Irina’s big sweater????…

9:50pm: well, I would say Logan or Gordana goes…Christopher???…who knows?…he keeps surviving every week…

9:56pm: Carol Hannah is safe…Althea wins, Irina rolls her eyes, she’s in…Christopher is IN!…10 lives baby…AUF’D?…LOGAN!…me and Mom were right!, well no more cute boys or silver sneakers…I’m not sad…

Next Week: Last challenge before Fashion Week…I had more fun tonight…

A possible Halloween musing tomorrow….g’night!

Glambert Shot

For Your Entertainment
When word of Adam Lambert’s FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT album cover, Lambert broke the news himself via his twitter (@adamlambert) hit the internet yesterday afternoon, I sped to his official site and I wasn’t expecting this…first of all, what’s up with that font for his name????…I was beginning to think I was being punked…which by the way, one music blog speculated this may NOT be the real cover and I kind of agree…however, if it is the real cover, Adam Lambert is taking his biggest risk yet…and I love it!…Sure, you’ve probably already seen the wolf t-shirt parodies, the Xanadu and unicorn jokes, etc…I guarantee you won’t have another cd in your collection with this kind of cover, well, you might have this one:

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I’m still excited about 11/24!!!…and no, this blog won’t turn into and “all Adam, all the time” journal…well, maybe…Happy Wednesday!

A Big Gay TV Week! (Glambert included)

Chaz Bono

Yes, I said big!…YIKES!…and first on the list, beginning Thursday night, Chaz (formerly Chastity) Bono, will start telling his story of his female to male transformation, which as you see above, he hasn’t lost any weight…I thought I had read he would absolutely have to lose weight if he wanted all of the surgeries…oh well…the expose begins Thrusday night on ET and it will air over the next several nights…moving on…

Also on Thursday, Oprah will welcome the “biggest stars of reality tv”….guests will include:
Glambert
As well as Randy Jackson, Heidi Klum and this ferosh little dude!:
Fierce Microphone

So, set your DVRs!!!!…ASAP!…Do it!

The Queen is NOT Dead

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It’s funny how certain headlines will catch your eye, and the one Sunday about Morrissey collapsing on stage, then being hospitalized, caught mine for sure…Morrissey is not the type of guy who commands attention…he’s just there…he’s 50 now and his physical appearance might suggest he would beat up those brooding teenagers who once worshipped The Smiths…I admit, it took me 15-20 years to appreciate The Smiths; I knew who Morrissey was without knowing The Smiths or that he was part of The Smiths…

Morrissey will always remain an enigma to the gay community…he’s never officially declared his sexuality…he used to say in interviews he was “celibate and asexual”…?????…how the hell does a man do that????…no matter, he is who he is and I don’t think I mind if he stays that way…babies everywhere agree:

Morrissey and baby

MONDAY! ps: he’s okay, he was released from the hospital…

Project Runway: Week Nine Breakdown…

I don’t care how many people say they don’t like the new season, I’m sticking with it, I have to for my devoted blog fans…and for the record, I typed in “fashion disasters” on photobucket’s search and this was one of the pics:
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Sure, 1986 was a while ago, but I love Poison!

On with the show…

9:01pm: Has Heidi always been an executive producer of the show???…yes, I pay attention to the credits…Nicolas? dream on queen!…Christopher: “I’m one of the top 7 designers in this competition.”…really?…not as of late…they are meeting with Michael Kors in Beverly Hills…Rodeo Dr….

9:04pm: Create a look inspired by a specific locale, that Michael has been inspired by…CH-Palm Beach, Nicolas-Greece, Althea-St. Tropez, Gordana-New York, Irina-Aspen, Christopher-Santa Fe, Logan-Hollywood…

9:07pm: Irina-“$150 is not enough to put a winter look together”–yeppers!…CH has only bought enough fabric to make it in one shot…yeah, this season isn’t as quotable, which makes writing these a little easier…

9:14pm: Gordana’s is looking a little shaky…I don’t see her going to Fashion Week…one sidenote, my cousin is here and he brought a documentary for us to watch; I had to decline, which I hate!…CH’s echoes an Uli look….

9:17pm: Another one, who won’t go to Fashion Week, Nicolas!!!!…ugly, ugly…and Irina, oh that looks ewwwww…

9:22pm: Designers are hating on Irina…I don’t know…there’s no dynamic designers this year either…

9:28pm: Nicolas doesn’t remember what he designed…he’s in bad shape, design-wise on this one…

9:36pm: Runway time, Nina and Michael reunited…Milla Jovovich?!?…wow!…Logan-oh, I don’t know, Althea-okay, Nicolas-plain, CH-way too plain, Christopher-okay, Irina-not bad, Gordana-I don’t like it….

9:42pm: Christopher gets bad marks again, damn!…he’s the only one I like, Irina’s is great, CH has wowed!…Nicolas-GREASE!, yikes!…Gordana–necklace?–Logan-too basic…”clothes, not fashion”…Milla is very vocal, I like it…

(I’m just not very into this tonight, my apologies!)

9:54pm: Irina wins-bitch!…all signs point to Christopher, Logan is in—Nicolas or Christopher…NICOLAS AUF’D!!!…FINALLY!…Christopher has about used up all of his 9 lives…Milla has a mini-breakdown…I like her by the way…

Next Week: I’m not sure, the word “diaper” is used…eh, I’m about over this…good night!

More Love For Adam Lambert!

Okay, I’m out of my blog funk, thanks to my secret crush, Adam Lambert…well, if you have surfed the internet today, you may have found two things…the supposed full version of Lambert’s first single, “Time for Miracles”, from the upcoming disaster flick 2012 soundtrack; I won’t post it, because it will be pulled off the net soon! and you will find that Adam is on the cover of the next issue of DETAILS magazine, in which there are some “racy” pictures of Lambert in compromising positions with a woman, yes you read that right, a WOMAN!!!!…he says in the interview he doesn’t mind kissing girls now and then…I mean, who doesn’t???…

I have to say, the timing of the release of Lambert’s first single has been puzzling…Idol winner Kris Allen’s first single is out now and I hate to say it, but it sounds too much like a Jason Mraz reject…we all know, Lambert is going to dominate when his debut album drops November 24th…I’m saving two gift cards from Best Buy just so I can have my hot, little hands on it!!!…well, it and Lady GaGa’s THE FAME MONSTER…I’m only human…

I’m back!

Project Runway: Week Nine Breakdown

**You may have noticed my lack of normal blogs lately…I’ve been working early again this week and frankly, nothing has peaked my interest in the past few days…in fact, I’m thinking of giving up my blog after Project Runway is over, because I have no idea how to get more interest and more readers**

Here we go…

9:01pm: Christopher is reflecting oh how he started strong and he’s floundered as of late, ya think???…Shirin practices yoga…Carol Hannah-“you could say slow and steady wins the race???”…she wasn’t sure…no immunity from here on out….

9:03pm: BOB MACKIE!!!…”the sultan of sequins”…love love!…create an extravagant stage look, take design to the next level…look is for Christina Aguilera, who, I’m sorry, has not done ANYTHING lately…in like 2 years…

9:07pm: Designers are going for shiny fabrics, lots of sequins!!!…oh, thank God Nicolas got to buy his precious feathers…in case you forgot Xtina, here’s what she looks like:
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9:10pm: Nicolas is super, over-confident!…this could be the coolest or worst runway show ever…Gordana has immunity, and she is not working it in this challenge…she’s a Debbie Downer…

9:16pm: Gordana is staring from square one, she’ll have to be “Speedy Gonzalez”, a German one anyway…Shirin?…oh, it does not look good…Gunn check!…he just said “super sexy slut!”…Christopher says he’s the only designer left who hasn’t dressed a celebrity…um, I don’t think so…Gordana gets angry…Tim thinks Nicolas’ is deja vu…I would agree…

9:20pm: Carol Hannah’s is good, she deserves better…Tim says Shirin’s looks “like bad prom, student work…”…Irina is complaining about Shirin again, “bargain basement”…Shirin is starting over…Althea’s is a little too sparkly…

9:24pm: CH expresses her hots for Logan, again…Gordana is going totally mental; she has immunity…

9:29pm: Shirin’s still looks really bad…why has Macy’s decided to take over the world and not allow the GLEE cast into their Thanksgiving Day parade???…sorry, venting…Irina is hating on Carol Hannah…you know karma right?…

9:32pm: Mental breakdowns are on tap for the runway show…oh shit!…Nina is back!

9:38pm: Well, no Michael…Christina is working a Lady Gaga inspired wig…Althea-not bad, train’s too long, Logan-sexy, Shirin-hot mess!, Christopher-cheap, Nicolas-Cher reject, Gordana-terrible, Irina-eh, Carol Hannah-not bad…Irina is safe, Gordana has immunity-“I had a complete meltdown”…

9:41pm: Critique…Carol Hannah has the best piece, gets good marks…Shirin-Heidi “upscale Halloween witch dress”…Althea-good comments, the train may be an issue…Christopher-Nina “revisit of ‘Lady Marmalade'”…Christina gives a “big fat E for effort”…Nicolas-the panel likes it…UGH!!!…Logan-punk rock princess, Christina “cavewoman”…

9:55pm: No idea on winner or auf’d…Carol Hannah gets the win! yay!…it’s between Shirin and Christopher…I would lean more Christopher, and that’s sad, he had so much potential…AUF’D: Shirin!…Christopher dodges yet ANOTHER bullet…

Next Week: Rodeo Drive field trip…and Michael is back!

Here’s some Bob Mackie, good night!

Cher by Bob Mackie

Project Runway: Week Eight Breakdown…

**I’m exhausted, but the show must go on…I’ve been on my own all week, while my parents have been vacationing in Myrtle Beach; I’m a big girl now!**

9:01pm: There’s bacon frying!…yum…Carol Hannah thought Louise was “so talented”??, wow!…she must be legally blind…Irina feels resentment from the other contestants; I really don’t care…oh yes Christopher, you MUST pick it up!

9:03pm: New models for challenge…FORMER BRIDES!!!…and I just watched Jim and Pam’s wedding on the office…CONVERT OLD WEDDING DRESS INTO NEW LOOK…most of the women are newly divorced…I guess the key is to pick the dress with the most available fabric, Shirin gets the most simple dress, almost next to nothing to work with…

9:07pm: Last challenge for immunity; which this is week 8?!?…time has flown by…
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Now that’s a wedding dress!…or a human chess piece…Shirin’s client wants “Cher’s ‘Half Breed’ look”…she’s looking at a steep challenge…Gordana is dying fabric and she is calling her family; she has to leave a voice mail…awwwww…

9:12pm: I don’t like Epperson; his time to go is way overdue….

9:17pm: Lots of fabric dying…I don’t remember ever seeing this much dying on all the other PR seasons…Gunn check…Irina’s was 100% acetate! don’t light a match! Logan could be in trouble, as well as Epperson, the point I just made…Gordana has to stop being so safe if she wants to stick around…Shirin is having a breakdown; she’s letting her client dictate too much of her design…there are tears…

9:23pm: Divorcee fitting time…OMG, it’s Uli’s runway show music!!!!…hmmmm????

9:29pm: This runway show will be a hot mess!…my opinion…Logan’s direction is so off-base; I don’t see how it relates to the original dress, it’s some kind of suit…Shirin’s client is really demanding…Christopher?????…oh God, not good…Nicolas’ client said “I want to have your child!”…he looks at the camera like “I’m scared of vaginas!”…

9:39pm: I read this week Heidi changed her last name to Samuel; how can we go on without “Klum”…I don’t know what happened to Nina…Irina-eh, Shirin-she tried, Logan-whoa!, Carol Hannah-not bad, Althea-a little ugly, Nicolas-UGH!, Gordana-it looks good, Christopher-Idk, Epperson-Oh hell no!…

9:43pm: All right Michael, let ’em have it!…Gordana gets good marks-wasn’t safe, Christopher’s has too much volume, Michael-“metallic hefty bag”, Epperson didn’t follow the challenge, Heidi-“she’s going to Germany”…Shirin’s is good, wearable…Logan-Heidi has another “Octoberfest moment”…that’s so bad…”a tragedy”…Irina-very fresh, looks expensive…

9:56pm: Shirin is safe-good!, Gordana is the winner!!!!…cool…Auf’d?…Epperson or Logan…I would go with Epperson…Heidi-“you both gave us Octoberfest moments, not good”…LMAO!…bye bye Epperson!!!!…he was so negative…

Next Week: Designing for ???…all I know is I saw Bob Mackie!!!!!…eeeeeeeee! and Nina is back…bye!

Chris AKA Kurt Explains It All…

Oh happy day!…Why?…because it’s Wednesday, which means GLEE!!!…I’m so thrilled this show is on the air and it’s more than definitely a hit…not mention, it’s generated music download sales galore via ITunes…oh yeah, and it’s the first new show of the TV season to be picked up for a full 22 episodes…you have to wonder how long the momentum will last, since for the most part, the storylines have not been too far out of the box…the musical performances are making the show so successful…also making the show successful, is its young cast of glee club members..

As soon as I started watching GLEE, way back in May, I couldn’t help but notice the stereotypical gay boy/character being hurled into a dumpster after he proclaimed his jacket was “from the Marc Jacobs collection”…the words were uttered by Kurt; Finn held onto his jacket while his jock buddies threw Kurt in…I mean, you really could have had the show without Kurt, however, actor Chris Colfer’s audition inspired creator/writer/producer Ryan Murphy to write a character especially for him…which is a dream come true for the 19-year-old…and as he explains in the following clip, his real high school experience was similar, but maybe a little bit worse:

Oh yeah, and Colfer discusses, in The Advocate, how “being out wasn’t a option for him…” in high school…yep, he’s gay, which wasn’t a surprise to learn…only 2-3 % of characters in primetime TV are openly gay/bi/transgendered…it’s not enough, but just thank God Glee is on the air!

Please watch it!