Project Runway: Week Nine Breakdown

**You may have noticed my lack of normal blogs lately…I’ve been working early again this week and frankly, nothing has peaked my interest in the past few days…in fact, I’m thinking of giving up my blog after Project Runway is over, because I have no idea how to get more interest and more readers**

Here we go…

9:01pm: Christopher is reflecting oh how he started strong and he’s floundered as of late, ya think???…Shirin practices yoga…Carol Hannah-“you could say slow and steady wins the race???”…she wasn’t sure…no immunity from here on out….

9:03pm: BOB MACKIE!!!…”the sultan of sequins”…love love!…create an extravagant stage look, take design to the next level…look is for Christina Aguilera, who, I’m sorry, has not done ANYTHING lately…in like 2 years…

9:07pm: Designers are going for shiny fabrics, lots of sequins!!!…oh, thank God Nicolas got to buy his precious feathers…in case you forgot Xtina, here’s what she looks like:
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9:10pm: Nicolas is super, over-confident!…this could be the coolest or worst runway show ever…Gordana has immunity, and she is not working it in this challenge…she’s a Debbie Downer…

9:16pm: Gordana is staring from square one, she’ll have to be “Speedy Gonzalez”, a German one anyway…Shirin?…oh, it does not look good…Gunn check!…he just said “super sexy slut!”…Christopher says he’s the only designer left who hasn’t dressed a celebrity…um, I don’t think so…Gordana gets angry…Tim thinks Nicolas’ is deja vu…I would agree…

9:20pm: Carol Hannah’s is good, she deserves better…Tim says Shirin’s looks “like bad prom, student work…”…Irina is complaining about Shirin again, “bargain basement”…Shirin is starting over…Althea’s is a little too sparkly…

9:24pm: CH expresses her hots for Logan, again…Gordana is going totally mental; she has immunity…

9:29pm: Shirin’s still looks really bad…why has Macy’s decided to take over the world and not allow the GLEE cast into their Thanksgiving Day parade???…sorry, venting…Irina is hating on Carol Hannah…you know karma right?…

9:32pm: Mental breakdowns are on tap for the runway show…oh shit!…Nina is back!

9:38pm: Well, no Michael…Christina is working a Lady Gaga inspired wig…Althea-not bad, train’s too long, Logan-sexy, Shirin-hot mess!, Christopher-cheap, Nicolas-Cher reject, Gordana-terrible, Irina-eh, Carol Hannah-not bad…Irina is safe, Gordana has immunity-“I had a complete meltdown”…

9:41pm: Critique…Carol Hannah has the best piece, gets good marks…Shirin-Heidi “upscale Halloween witch dress”…Althea-good comments, the train may be an issue…Christopher-Nina “revisit of ‘Lady Marmalade'”…Christina gives a “big fat E for effort”…Nicolas-the panel likes it…UGH!!!…Logan-punk rock princess, Christina “cavewoman”…

9:55pm: No idea on winner or auf’d…Carol Hannah gets the win! yay!…it’s between Shirin and Christopher…I would lean more Christopher, and that’s sad, he had so much potential…AUF’D: Shirin!…Christopher dodges yet ANOTHER bullet…

Next Week: Rodeo Drive field trip…and Michael is back!

Here’s some Bob Mackie, good night!

Cher by Bob Mackie

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