Project Runway: Finale, Part One…

I would rather be relaxing right now, but I swore to see this season of Project Runway to the end…so here we are, part one of the season finale, shot at the beginning of 2009…

9:01pm: Designers will get $9,000 for materials for 12-look collection…I just saw Heidi and Tim in the Project Runway silhouette bumping and grinding…Oh wow!…another fail for Lifetime…

9:03pm: Tim checks in on Carol Hannah first…her inspiration?…Duke University’s campus…she made pants! which she did not do in the course of the competition…as far as personality, she’s my favorite…Tim is going to make biscuits, in his suit!!!, her family is adorable…

9:07pm: Next, Irina, this season’s mega-bitch…yawn!…her collection, “a thank you to New York”…she’s had some great pieces; she’s just overconfident to the hilt…Tim gets to meet Irina’s family, she immigrated from the Republic of Georgia…Tim–“{no matter the outcome} Irina is already a winner”…her father hasn’t always been supportive…

9:17pm: Last, Althea…I’ll always love Tim Gunn–“Eegads!”…she is inspired by strong women in sci-fi movies…too costumey and too matronly…she has surprised me more than anyone, well, besides Carol Hannah…seeing all this snow is refreshing, but God I hope we don’t see another ice storm…Ohio to Bryant Park…

9:22pm: Irina will NOT be able to use the Coney Island tee shirts in her collection, the images are trademarked…she can use her own images…Althea and Irina are reunited…weakest rivalry ever…the tension builds, again, yawn!…

(Can’t wait to see NINE!)

9:30pm: Carol Hannah has not showed…a contagious stomach virus!…Heidi sends the girls champagne…it’s the first time someone has been sick before anything on the show…Carol Hannah’s collection is there…Irina pronounces it Carol “Honnah”…it gets on my nerves…

9:34pm: Tim checks the progress of all the collections…Carol Hannah is there now, poor thing…Tim on one of Althea’s pieces, “Hillary Clinton”…the whole “you copied me” controversy rolls on…boring!…CH’s simplicity may rule the day…what happened with Irina’s t-shirts???…she has a lot of black, blah!…she designed shirts around what she was originally going to use….

(OOOh, it’s almost time for Fa-La-La-La-Lifetime!)

9:43pm: Model casting…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…. Althea is a giant lady!…Nina and Michael show up…I guess they owe it to the designers since they haven’t been around a lot this season…”tips and pointers”…Mom thinks Nina is not as “hard-looking” this season…LOL!…the all-black collection may not work…Irina disagrees…

9:47pm: I just remembered, these last two episodes are very boring, at least until the runway show…each designer’s model is trying on the collections…oh, it’s Heidi!…whoopee!…”one more surprise”

9:53pm: Designers have to create one more look…wow, I haven’t seen that before…and bring back the recently auf’d designers to help…snoozefest!…Althea picks Logan, Irina picks Gordana, CH gets Christopher…Mood NYC, good to see you again…

9:57pm: I can’t believe Irina picked Gordana, I didn’t think they got along this season…Carol Hannah is having a relapse!!!…drama!

Finale: CH is still not well:(…can’t wait ’til this bitch is over!

G’night!

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