Danielle Staub?…is that really the Joker? Sheesh….well, since last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey season 3 premiere EXPLODED, minus Staub, she decided to make headlines today by telling the world, she will become a stripper(AGAIN)–to be fair–that’s what she’s best at. Staub has signed a 3-year deal do one live appearance with Score’s Gentleman’s Club and (gulp, then vomit) she will “ocassionally” appear on Score’s website. That’s so gross, I don’t know where to begin. But that’s not all, in addition to setting a great example for her two daughters-the little budding singer and the model–Staub will also be coming back to TV with a VH1 reality show entitled Famous Food WTF? I have no idea what it’s about, because I can’t find a synopsis, but I’m sure it will be short-lived. And of course she’s telling the press RHONJ will now be no good without her because she “brought the drama”, not to mention more than that…again, gross! Are you watching RHONJ? Will the show survive without Danielle? By the way, what happened to her lesbian exploits? Far, far away I hope.