Project Runway Season 9, Episode 2 (Definitely NOT Live!)

As I understand, tonight’s episode involves the designers using materials found in a pet store for their main challenge, like the picture?…The design for a dog challenge happened a couple of seasons ago and it was cute, I have a feeling tonight won’t be as such….let’s go….again, not a live blog!
–I’m not convinced Josh is straight, Mormon yes, but straight? Let’s not evoke Michelle Bachmann right now…we check in with the girls..Anya is very lucky she could sew pants…the old guy (Bert) has immunity…
–Hi-Hi!…Heidi says something to the effect of “unleashing” Josh M. immediately thinks “fetish”…oh dear…there’s still way too many designers to keep up with.
–The unconventional challenge!…Olivier’s rabbits died when he was young…muslin can be used as an infrastructure, in other words, they shouldn’t use a lot of other fabrics…this is a gourmet pet store!…Anthony Ryan is using what others are not using…everyone else is grabbing leashes and dog beds…Bert may go safe…Bryce grabs wee-wee pads “they’re for training your puppies” Come on!…
–It’s a one-day challenge…do your worst HP…Anthony Ryan is going for bird seed as beading…Cecilia is going to glue on dog food?!?…hilarious!…Go Laura Kathleen!…Big Red is watching you!…Bert’s dress looks exactly like last week’s…There’s a Fallene this year, that’s an usual name, it’s really just Fallon/Fallen with an e on the end…Umbrella???…
–Viktor “This is not fashion, this is like trashion” Love it!…he is also going with wee-wee pads, Josh M. looks like a young Mike Ruiz…
–I’d say it’s time for a Gunn check…Josh M. grew up in the theater, he’s a costume-y gentleman…Oh Julie, skater girl, not looking good…there’s some dyeing going on…LK has “been shopping at Nieman’s since (she) was in single digits”…I have to wonder, if she grew up so high-class, why WKU???…one of many mysteries I’m now pondering…”Classy or assy”…the quips are good tonight…Bert: “I’ve got immunity, doo-dah, doo-dah!”…wow…Olivier seems so sensitive, he might break…it’s going to be the battle of the wee-wee pad designs, Bryce vs. Viktor…now, here’s papa Gunn…”a Depends dress”…”I haven’t said the words wee-wee pads in one day ever”…
(NO MORE WEE-WEE PADS!)
–Kimberly is telling it like it is…she doesn’t like Becky’s design…oh the critiquing of each other has begun…I believe there will be a lot o’ gluing coming soon…yeah, Bert’s sucks…immunity is not always a good thing…Josh C. is looking to make his garment fit better this week…Josh M. is in the weeds, big time…Laura Kathleen’s might be “assy”, literally you can see the model’s ass…LK starts all over…oh boy…shit creek will be filled this week…
(Sweet tee I saw in Gatlinburg, the designers might want to invest)
–I have a feeling I might see some garments fall apart…Anya is in the weeds…how do you even sew some of this stuff?…(this year, it’s the Piperlime accessory wall, bye Bluefly!)…Can a model survive hot glue?…(styling montage)
–LK’s is very stiff, not moving AT ALL…time’s up!…runway time…guest judge..Stacy Bendet…don’t know her…
–Danielle: not bad, Fallene: eh, Anthony Ryan: peck away at it!, Bert: yawn!, Julie: hot mess, Anya: not terrible, Bryce: wee-wee #1…not good, Kimberly: I like it, Josh C: too safe, Viktor: nice, wee-wee #2, Cecilia: not bad, Olivier: boring, Becky: eh, colorful, Laura Kathleen: too stiff, too safe, Josh M.: it turned out better than I thought it would….
–Heidi slams Bert and he knows he screwed up…judgement…Michael hates Bryce’s “ugly tissue dress”, the judges like Anthony Ryan’s, they love the bird seeds, this Stacy person needs to go back to the “Love is a Battlefield” video, bitch stole Pat Benetar’s look!…Olivier could have made his out of dog poop but he could so elegantly describe it, they like it…Josh C. “an umbrella for pets?”…he didn’t go the unconventional route…Nina lets out a big sigh…Josh M. they love it…they say the make-up is too much, too many accessories, Fallene, no wow factor…color choice is dated…Michael “Miss Pumpkin”…
–“A standoff for who’s the most boring”…Bird seeds win!…maybe…Olivier wins the challenge and wins immunity…dog beds prevail…Anthony Ryan, safe…Josh M, safe…Bryce is in?!?…Josh C. or Fallene is out…
–Auf’ed: Mormon Josh…..next week: Heidi on stilts!!!..circus???…competitors are divided into teams…always a joy…Good night!
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