Project Runway Season 9, Episode 5 (Watching It On Time!)

Tonight’s episode includes a team challenge, a track team challenge as implied in the promo????…All I know is we’ll see Tim in jeans and sneakers…worth it!
-Each designer has his/her own tennis shoes laid out…Cecilia is still down from last week…she’s being very belligerent…”Heidi Klum for New Balance”????…
-Four teams of three and a lap around the track will determine who the captains will be…Cecilia really doesn’t give a shit…she’s trying to quit…and she does!!!!…
-The race is on…Scissor Sister Josh M. is way ahead!…OLIVIER EATS IT! Josh M-Bryce-Anthony Ryan-Viktor are the team captains…Bitter Bert finishes dead last….Olivier skins his knee, on now the paramedics are involved!…his fall wasn’t quite as bad as this…
-Olivier is still down; he’s having a panic attack…Josh M.’s painted on eyebrows look weird…Bert will be picked last…Anthony Ryan gets the pleasure of taking on the old queen…Viktor gets to pick an eliminated competitor and that competitor gets to come back to the competition…they pick Josh C/Mormon Josh, awwww…
-Challenge: design 3 looks for Heidi’s New Balance sneaker collection…Josh M. thinks Becky is “not a style icon”…Bert’s design OMG!…Tim “I’m such a nag.”
-Leather and suede…Josh C. is back!…Just for good measure:
FLOJO! May she rest in peace…
-Just for the record, I love NB!…Josh M. is telling Becky to “take a back seat” even though she has athletic wear experience…Bert is really a dick, and no one likes him…I’d say a visit to the bottom is inevitable…
-Tim and Heidi check in…Team Bryce, not looking good…Team Viktor, Tim “Auntie Em doesn’t want to get on a motorcycle” ouch!…Team AR, too chic…Team Josh M., need to rework and Becky says she’s just sewing, wrong answer…Heidi decides to extend the deadline because she’s “worried”…Scissor Sister is making Becky cry, seriously and Anya is trying to comfort her…it’s not working…
-Damn, I thought Parsons would have better bathrooms, a little run-down…Team AR is really sinking because Bert’s is too dressy for sneakers…Team Bryce is still in the weeds…this should be an interesting runway…Bert and Josh M: MEOW!…Josh “You’re closer to death than I am!” when Bert tells him to drop dead…
-RUNWAY….Team Viktor…Not terrible, not sure about Olivier’s long skirt…Team Bryce…eh…Team AR…still too dressy, and Bert’s looks the best…Team Josh M….not terrible, looks maybe the most sporty…
What was Josh M thinking with his eyebrows???
-Team AR is throwing Bert under the bus, uh huh…(crap, who’s the guest judge???)…AR’s shorts, camel toe and butt…judges agree Bert’s is presentable, LK and AR fought Bert so much, they neglected their looks…I wish they would tell Josh M. his eyebrows are over the top…Josh is taking ownership for Becky’s outfit which the judges hate…More throwing under the bus…
I searched “ill-fitting shorts” this is one that came up…
-Guest judge is Erin Wasson never heard of her…all right here we go…Heidi has a twist…Viktor is the winner, Josh M. is also a winner…but does this mean two auf’ed????…both winners’ teams are safe…Bert is safe, LK is safe, Kimberly in, Bryce in, left Danielle and Anthony Ryan…
AUF’ED–Danielle, Heidi would have auf’ed AR…he dodged a bullet…Just read a tweet Anthony Ryan had strep throat during the challenge…UGH!
*Next week–Something with kids…that’s all I got…good night!
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