Project Runway, Season 9 Episode 7…Bonjour Girl!

Ah, here we are again…tonight’s episode is entitled, “Can’t We All Just Get Along?”…which means there will be a team challenge and a whole lotta drama…at least that’s what I’m hoping for (FYI, if have not seen this video yet, you better before Disney demands YouTube take it down, it’s brilliance on a whole other level!)…All right, let’s get to it…oh and tonight each team has to design a fabric, at least that’s what the synopsis says…
-Yes, no more Josh C….boo-hoo! I’m over it!…2 teams of 5, no team leaders (uh oh!) Anthony Ryan gets to pick first, Anya…Josh M. gets to choose the first for the second team, he chooses Laura Kathleen…I’m waiting to see who gets picked last, I bet the old queen…and I was right…oh and he is on a team with another picked upon designer, Becky…Bert is not happy, which is a regular feeling…
-Gather ’round…(HP/Intel challenge) textile design…they’ve done this on here before…each team will design 5 looks, produce a video, and pick music…in other words, create a full-fledged runway show…a special guest…Betsey Johnson!…LK says she is Betsey and Oscar DeLaRenta’s baby, okay…they are watching a video of her new collection…
-Sea amobea…Josh M. “Village People” asthetic????…Bert definitely has a reason to not be happy…Josh and LK have zero confidence in Becky and Bert…which leaves Kimberly (hey girl!)
-Anthony Ryan’s team (Team Chaos) is all puppies and rainbows…whatever!…oh, no tank for Josh M today, a button down with very little buttoning…CLOCKS????…Team Nuts & Bolts (WTF?) is all over the place…Bert’s designs are not printing…Josh M “I feel people with dirty mouths are not intelligent..” Whoa girl! and he tells Bert to “back up!”
 *I don’t think we’ll be seeing anything like this*
-The Josh M/Bert throwdown continues…which queen will prevail?…Josh wants to forfeit because he doesn’t want to deal with Bert…so dumb!…LK to the rescue…meanwhile, Team Chaos seems to be on track…though I think their idea, shooting video of chaos, is a little trite in terms of creating a fashion show…oh, Times Square, you see???…team members are choosing fabrics at Mood…Josh is shooting the video and he’s shooting LK, she’s swapping shoes and getting in and out of cabs…oh God…Josh “Just walk fierce!”…I can’t wait to see the “what music should we use” scenes…Josh and LK shoot video of clocks…I fear this will all go to hell fast…
*Josh as a baby?*
-Josh summons the attention of all the designers, huh?…(the Project Runway Twitter just pointed out Josh has cursed TWICE so far, so he’s not intelligent?)…Josh apologizes for his “insanity” (#Joshzilla has now been coined) and he apologizes personally to Bert…and Bert appreciates it…
-Day 2…the custom fabrics are unveiled…um, any color folks????….Kimberly says she and LK are the “Bolts” of the team, I would agree…No drama so far for Team Chaos…Anthony Ryan gets going on some ink blots…Olivier’s fake English accent is still there…Kimberly is NOT using the custom fabric and she points out the created fabrics only need to be in 3 looks…LK and Anya dish on Becky, Becky calls foul!…Tim Gunn is here!…wait, I see RED!…no complaints about Chaos…now Nuts & Bolts…Tim is troubled…”hives!”…oh boy…Josh doesn’t like the idea of “(designs) going somewhere”…really?…Tim recognizes the lack of teamwork…Oh God, he tells them to join hands…Josh is now really quiet, he’s upset with Tim’s negative critique…is he going home?????…he’s just very emotional, he lost his mother and he didn’t get to see her before she died (heavy moment)…his Dad sounds nice…
*Father Tim*
-(Thank God Dance Moms reruns next!, I missed the first 20 minutes last night!)
-Teamwork Nuts!!!!…Bert and Josh are getting along?!?…mark this moment down…Becky feels a little more comfortable…it would be weird if Team Chaos fails…time expires…ha ha!…Kimberly reflects on Tim’s “come to Jesus” moment…
-Josh could win or lose, that’s the what the footage is telling me…the only glitch with Chaos, Olivier’s pants are not ready…(make-up/hair montage)
*NO witty pictures this commercial break*
-Runway show time…guest judges? Rachel Roy and Rose Byrne (I used to love her in Damages)…Team Nuts & Bolts first…Josh’s is okay, Becky…too simple…Bert…well done…Kimberly…a little too poofy…LK…sorry fellow WKU grad, but FUGLY!…and their video was cool…
-Team Chaos…Anya…eh…Bryce…he must be safe, but it’s not too good…Anthony Ryan…pretty good…Olivier…good…Viktor…the slit a little too high for me…(NEVER a mention of music choices!!!, not cool)
-Team Chaos wins, fair enough…oh Josh pulls the claws out on Becky!…yeah, he’s not mellowed out yet….
 *I know, random Arrested Development pic, God bless IFC!*
-Oh, the Michael Kors one-liners will be biting tonight…can’t wait…blah-blah-blah winning team blah-blah-blah…I still say Bryce’s wasn’t great…Michael proclaims Olivier’s jacket as “one of the best tailored pieces (on this show) I’ve ever seen” wow!…I have no idea who Rachel Roy is…Nina’s not a fan of the hair and make-up design…Olivier thinks HE should be the individual winner, you go!…they all think they should win…wait, Bryce picks Anya…Team Nuts & Bolts, this won’t be good…go Michael “Clocks so she’ll wear a clock!” “a hooker convention coming home after a late night”…he does like the cohesion and styling…”you (LK) wanted to jump into the ugly!” “..not a lot of women want ‘cancelled’ on their crotch!”…”make a gown out of your sheets”…Becky thinks Josh is the weakest link, “no team leaders”…Josh is fiercely defending his pieces…the judges hate the prints…Josh vs. Becky…Kimberly? throws Becky under the bus…will poor design or poor behavior go home…the judges are harping on Becky, hmmmm?…Michael calls Josh a “little dictator” and a “bully”…ouch!
 *CLOCKS!*
-Okay, I’d say Becky is gone…the winner of the challenge, Anya…safe? LK, Kimberly, and Bert…Josh or Becky..
AUF’ED: Becky! (shocker!)
*Next week: Men will be directing the designers to design looks for their girlfriends/wives…boring…g’night!*
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