Project Runway, Season 9 Episode 8…(Bell Sleeves!)

Here we are again and I’m already losing my mind over the new TV season, next week will be busy!…tonight’s episode involves men helping out the designers for help designing for their “significant others” but I bet they are all women, oh well…
 -Atlas, there are now 9 left, Bryce is the only one hasn’t won a main challenge…Josh’s tank top is back…the girls?…Anya is just lucky, that’s all there is to it…Burt writes “It’s Raining Men” on the chalkboard, cheers for originality…
-And here come the dudes…a few of designers are like “I’ve done menswear” Josh says it…Anya has immunity, no more immunity after this challenge…Olivier has to choose a fat guy; the terror in his eyes…
-Tim reveals the twist, but the guys have to guide the designers, it could be tricky…the designers are only provided with the women’s sizes…I think the producers chose rightfully chose guys who have no clue about their ladies…Bert’s guy “she’s a hot piece of tushy!”…Josh’s Josh wants something “simple”…Much to Bryce’s dismay, Jovan’s girl likes pink…Anthony Ryan has the mountain man, ooh girl!…Olivier, “I don’t like women having boobs”, really?…and the guys accompany the gang to Mood…Laura Kathleen is one of 3 girls left!…GO BIG RED!…Olivier asks Tim about breasts…tee-hee! “I have no experience” oh the stereotypes tonight.
(Uh, huh-huh, hey baby!, uh huh-huh)
-Style lines come before fabric, I didn’t know that…Bert’s guy is a total boob-hound!…hilarious!…oh God, he does a motorboat on the dress form…and he’s still talking about boobs…here come the ladies…LK’s lady wants to be Barbie, errrr?…Okay boob guy’s lady, I don’t see anything spectacular…I mean they’re a healthy C cup…ooh, a waifish new wave girl?…Brian is the mountain man’s name, AR is designing a dress that looks like one she lost in an airport, nice story….
-Josh’s Josh girl is wanting simple…uh oh…Olivier’s couple, oh dear, he wants quiet time…a bell sleeve??????????….he’s never worked with clients before…already looking like he’ll be in the bottom 3…Janine and Jovan, how cute…Bryce got PINK-pink, he’s dyeing it…the scenes of the designers eating are intriguing..Bryce misses his boyfriend, awww!…Bryce will either win or go home tonight…nice editing…
 (Bell sleeve realness!)
-Anya and LK in bed???…Josh in shorts!…I’m sure sleep shorts…Viktor thinks Bryce’s pink “looks like anti-diarrhea medicine”…ouch!…I don’t think Pepto is that pink…he wants to use the one color for the whole dress…Olivier can’t take the aggression, butch up sweetie!…oh and these ladies will be walking the runway…Viktor has the indie girl, she looks super cute…Anya has a lot of editing to do…Bert seems to really be having fun, but the hating continues, LK “is he trying to channel Dior?”…this will be Josh’s most subdued look to date…Tim thinks his lady has “firm” breasts…funny stuff…Bryce is definitely in trouble…Josh is wearing some type of uptown Mossy Oak camo tee…
(Barbie, the brunette?)
-And here’s where the breakdowns begin…that’s the second time a dress form has fallen this season; I never recall seeing it happen in the last 9 years…Lots of last-minute sewing happening…Olivier’s lady is having major wedgie issues and he’s had enough…Kimberly’s is oh my God wrong!…so there’s your bottom 3: Kimberly, Olivier, and Bryce…we’ll see…Olivier is so out of sorts, he misses part of his hair/make-up time…he’s so over his clients…Tim, “today I’m playing the role of a large, stinging mallet!”…huh?…Olivier and Kimberly told to stop sewing on their way to the runway…
(Project Accessory???? WTF?)
-Runway time…guest judge: Malin Akerman (love her!)….LK: good color, I don’t like the fabric, Anthony Ryan: maybe boring, Bert: the fit is a little off, it’s nice, Josh: boring, but good-looking, Bryce: PINK! and the fit could be better, Kimberly: curvacious!, don’t know, Olivier: I can’t tell how the pants are fitting, who knows?, Anya: I don’t like the sleeve, should have left it off, Viktor: Love it!, great colors…Kimberly, Olivier, and LK are safe…oops!…
-Bert, Bryce, and Anthony Ryan are on the bottom…I say Viktor wins…Anya and Josh are on top as well…Geez, why does this show have to be an hour and half now????…I’m exhausted, but it’s almost the end…Michael Kors’ zingers for the bottom 3…
(Bryce) “it looks like you’re going to a buffet table and you’re stuffing a lamb chop in one pocket and a beer bottle in the other pocket…it looks like she slept in the car on the way to the wedding”
(Anthony Ryan) “it almost looks like superhero ice skater”
-Those sucked!…lots of “old lady” comments tonight…I think they give Anya way too much credit, but she could win the whole thing…
-Verdict…Josh wins!?!?, odd…he does a back hand spring!…safe: Bert
Auf’ed: BRYCE (you see!, the power of editing rules again!)
*Next week: Another team challenge…the Sheepdogs????…ADAM LAMBERT IS THE GUEST JUDGE BITCHES!!!!! YES!
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