Project Runway, Season 9 Episode 10 (I’ll miss Adam)

All right, so I still haven’t figured out what’s up with my DVR, so let’s do this..
-Girls reflect on last elimination…Viktor has won twice (“the game is on bitches!”)…He’s worried about “people getting nasty,” as he should…
-“look to the past” as in the 1970s as you might guess from my first image…winning design will be sold on piperlime.com…so the 70s will be big this fall????…who knew?
-I’m picturing a lot of ugly up in this place!…Tim-“create sophisticated, NOT retro (designs)”  Bert may have an advantage this week, he’s an old queen…why not?…Josh is lost, Kimberly is picturing “a sexy secretary” in honor of her mother, okay…LK is going for a maxi-skirt…Anthony Ryan likes separates…off to MOOD!
-Anya loses her money!!!!…this is where she might falter…I’m guessing she will have to use muslin…she can see if any of the designers have money left, but muslin it is…
**Hey, she could have bought a couple of cases of Billy Beer with 11 bucks!**
-I know what’s happening with my DVR…I’m recording The X-Factor and this, luckily this is the last week for the audition shows,  okay, back to PR.
-The budget for the challenge: $100…yes, 11 dollars is all Anthony Ryan has left to give Anya, she gets some fabric and a few buttons…pretty pitiful but she did give away fabric last week…so this will be Anya’s challenge to lose…
-All of the other designers are trying to pitch in and throw some fabric Anya’s way, except Viktor (“it’s still a competition.”) and he’s right…I’m seeing lots of platforms and wedges…Bert did marketing for Halston, who was one of THE designers of the 70s…
-Josh wants to go for the “glam 70s” but he has to restrain himself for the sake of marketability….LK loves vintage…Viktor is suspicious of Josh…Anya is trying to dye her muslin, this is going to be so sad…Kimberly is going for pants…the three girls have made a pact that they will tell each other if the other girl is in trouble…Viktor is trying to spoil their plans…Bert, “(I got my Halston job) in the balcony, 3rd row (at Studio 54)”…oh Bert!…Josh is copying Viktor, but he believes his pieces are better…
**Um, this is what went on in the balcony and EVERYWHERE ELSE at Studio 54, oh yeah, and lots of sex!**
-Still not sure about this “Project Accessory” show…I’m sure Anya could sew something fab, but the colors will be really bad…Tim, the designers have to make a 2nd look on a $50 budget; could Anya recover?…the designers decide Anya should pin her money to her shirt!, humiliating!…she’s going for silk…that’s fairly 70s…
-Tim is checking in…it seems there could be a lot of big, full skirts and pants…LK “Bert is making ‘Roller Barbie’ from the 70s”…Viktor’s is a safari look???…that needs a print!…
-Did I hear “bell sleeve”?…Josh is going for it…he’s got some crazy colors, probably more 80s than 70s…Tim tells LK Nina is narrowing in on her taste level..
**Not sure we’ll see anything like these, but gotta love those 70s pattern books!**
-LK is still stewing over Nina…some of these I fear will be gaudy 70s no inspired 70s…Anya’s pants are way too wide…I think Olivier would have had a heart attack if he had made it through to this week, there’s a lot of finishing to do…Anya is having a breakdown…
-Bert to the Garnier stylists “She’s going to be Shelley Hack.”…huh?…why the poor man’s Charlie’s Angel????…last minute sewing…Kimberly has to sew in her model…Anya has 1 minute to sew…
**That’s Shelley on the right, purple camel toe and all!**
-Runway time!…Anya looks like she has dreamcatchers for earrings…guest judge?…Olivia Palermo (some Piperlime chick)…
-Kimberly: not bad, 2nd look, nice…AR: kind of gaudy, 2nd look, very 70s…Bert: huh?, 2nd look, too simple!!!!…LK: I’m not sure I would have put those patterns together, 2nd look, color choice not great…Josh: loud, too 80s, 2nd look, better, not great…Anya: not bad for 11 bucks, 2nd look, nice print…Viktor: could be seen as boring, 2nd look, not sure…
-Kimberly is safe, the rest are good or bad…
-Love the old twin women/flu shot Walgreen’s commercial!…I really do need to get one this year……thinking out loud…
-Nina is going right after LK, bad print combination, duh!…Michael hates Viktor’s safari jacket, it’s “killing the sex!”…nonetheless, the judges are impressed…Josh, Michael screams at the bottom of Josh’s pants “1870s in France”…Heidi “it’s one of the worst outfits I’ve seen in a long time”…oh wow…Josh went out over the top and he may go out over the top, Nina “Hor-ren-dous!”…Anya, judges are impressed with her unintentional thriftiness…Nina loves the print on her dress, it looks “expensive”…Anthony Ryan took “the music and the weed-smoking” from the 70s…mmmkay…Nina, “hippy-dippy and not in a good way..”…Michael just said “pass the pipe”…Heidi utters “schmatta!”…Nina “they look like they are in a cult!”…Bert’s hot pants, too short…yeah, Bert’s dress is good…
-Josh is confused with the challenge and he storms out of the stew room…This movie Anonymous looks awesome…finally, the truth about Will Shakespeare…
-All right, will it be Josh, LK, or Anthony Ryan leaving?….ANYA WINS!!!!…sweet!…safe: Bert will also get his dress produced by Piperlime…okay…Viktor is safe…LK is safe?
-AUF’ed: ANTHONY RYAN????…ooh, I’m a little surprised…
**Next week: Birds???? and head to head competition…oh boy…
And I leave you with this:
Good night!
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