Ryan Murphy Must Love NeNe Leakes Because…

The self-proclaimed “rich bitch” has landed a role on Murphy’s new sitcom for NBC, The New Normal. Will she be appearing on GLEE again? Yes! I must say Leakes is seriously distancing herself from the Atlanta housewives and Bravo. The New Normal sounds a little like ABC and Emmy darling Modern Family, but I’m sure with Ryan Murphy at the helm, nothing will be as cute and cuddly. 
I think I’m just afraid NeNe will end up being typecast in her renewed acting interests, but again, it’s Ryan Murphy! Her character will most likely have a dark side, but I’m sure will mostly serve as an element of comic relief. All of this puts the debate of who is the biggest break out star from the Real Housewives of Atlanta to rest. I know Kim Zolciak, who got a spin-off (Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding) would like to think it’s her, but really, Zolciak isn’t wrapped up in the goings-on of Leakes anymore. I miss their fights! I suppose they all have to grow up. And by the way, it was announced last week, Kim and new hubby Kroy Biermann are expecting their second baby, so Kim doesn’t stay out of the headlines for long. But we have always known NeNe is the real star. No, I haven’t forgotten Kandi Buruss, she’s a star but with a different path and she has chosen to increase her visibility little by little, which is a much better plan.
I cannot wait until this Housewives’ season four reunion! I wonder who will get the most attention?

GLEE Scores Its Biggest Rich Bitch Yet!

Okay, so I have to get up a little bit early tomorrow, but I saw this breaking news and I had to share.  Here’s the tweet from Ms. NeNe Leakes herself! Oh hells yes! Leakes has not been happy with Bravo and since it was announced fellow Atlanta Housewife (and hater) Kim Zolciak would be getting a spin-off following her wedding preparations, entitled Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding, (though it won’t be permanent) Leakes now wants either her own show or she wants out of the Housewives franchise that put her on the map. What better way to raise the stakes than guest starring on GLEE? NeNe will be playing McKinley High’s synchronized swimming coach, Roz Washington. According to one story, the character might become a regular. Her first episode is due to air on January 17th, with a second appearance scheduled the very next week, which is when the series’ Michael Jackson tribute episode drops. WOW! 
I just hope she teaches Sue Sylvester a thing or two…ya think?

The Real Housewives Clip Seen ‘Round The World! (By Now)

You know, I’m not sure I’ve ever written about The Real Housewives of Atlanta except for Kim Zolciak’s foray into pop music (seriously?) and lesbianism (seriously?), surely I have, but I’ll have to check my archives.  By now, most of my friends know, it is my favorite out of the Bravo “Real Housewives” franchise, hands down!  I never watched Orange County, which was the first, I gave up on New Jersey (I did write about it when it was good), I love both New York and Beverly Hills (Ramona Singer? please!), both DC and Miami were busts after one season (who cares?), Hotlanta is where it’s at.  Season 4 kicked off a couple of weeks ago, and all of the ladies are going through some major changes.  In brief, NeNe Leakes is now all high and mighty after her appearance on Celebrity Apprentice (didn’t she walk off the show?), Kim is pregnant with her third child and first with boyfriend Kroy Biermann (their son Kroy Jr. was born in March, they were married on November 11th), Phaedra Parks (breakout star this season!) is thinking of getting into the funeral home business, though she refused to lay in a coffin on her first business visit, Cynthia Bailey (yawn!) who married Peter at the end of last season is still modeling and is hoping to open a modeling agency in Atlanta, Kandi Burruss is still in the music business but she is branching out into the world of selling her own line of sex toys (oy vey!), and Sheree Whitfield (I hate her!) is working on building a house but she’s finding the construction slow and next week, she gets into a heated discussion with her ex-husband over child support.  
All right, last night’s episode featured Kandi’s 35th birthday party and the ladies separated into two groups.  NeNe had it out with Sheree in the first episode so they are not on speaking terms; Kim did not attend due to being very pregnant, and Phaedra had the gift of a lifetime for sex-obsessed Kandi, her stripper friend, Ridickulous.  Parks proclaimed last season that Ridickulous, though she did not name him at the time, could “give himself head” OH LORD!  NeNe’s face says it all! Well, here’s the heavily NSFW and blurred evidence:
Yes, Kandi’s mother Joyce was NOT amused and NeNe, Cynthia, and Peter bailed after this quite awkward moment.  I laughed my head off!  Thanks Bravo!

No, That’s NOT Sean Young!

I only made the Sean Young connection when I saw the screen shot…no, it’s drag queen Countess LuAnn de Lesseps’ new video for her new single, “Chic C’est La Vie”.  I’m an avid Housewives franchise fan and it was only two years ago, I became enamored with the NYC ladies.  I’m bummed Bethenny Frankel is gone, but those left behind (original and new) are keeping it as interesting and as nutso as ever!  I guess we can blame Atlanta housewife Kim Zolciak for starting the whole “singing housewife” trend.  Lest we forget “Tardy for the Party” and I guess the Countess was the next one to take on a “singing” career, oh boy, and a fury on the eardrums of the world was unleashed.  And since the Countess, former NJ cast member/housewife, Danielle Staub tried it, as did DC housewife/trainwreck/White House crasher Micheale Salahi….watch this recently released trainwreck if you dare!
I seriously thought it was a bad SNL skit; oh God the lengths some people will go to.  Anyways, I guess my point is, if you try to sing, at least get some vocal training or auto-tune.  Even NYC househusband, Simon Van kempen has gotten in on the action with his own soon-to-be-forgotten single, “I Am Real”  Yes, the housewives are not singing, they are auto-tuning.  I just laugh and I hope I keep laughing at these ladies, si bon, si bon!
And, for good measure, here’s Sean Young during her “please give me the role of Catwoman” phase.

If You Happen to Google Kim…

The stories you’ll see are that Ms. Zolciak is in fact pregnant!  A fact she denied on Watch What Happens Live! last night on Bravo; well I don’t know if the clip made the broadcast, but you can find it in the bonus clips. Zolciak has been dating Atlanta Falcons’ star Kroy Biermann since May.  You saw them meet in the infamous, “Sheree dances” episode just last week.  I missed my favorite Housewives last night, due to way too many shows I keep up with: the American Music Awards–NKOTBSB!, Boardwalk Empire–dirty and naughty last night!, and The Walking Dead–what happened to the dude who sawed his hand off???  So I also missed the after show.  I’ll get to my DVR as soon as I can.  Oh and how can I forget, Adam Lambert’s E! True Hollywood Story debuted last night as well; I did watch it before I went to bed.  Um, I didn’t learn anything I didn’t already know.  The only new information I got was the Parents Televsion Council’s complaint about Glambert’s racy performance at the American Music Awards LAST year is still in the process of being heard by the FCC–really?  And his simple battery case against a papparazo a few months ago in Miami is still pending.  The show as a whole was okay; and yes, the AMAs were controversy-free this time around; oh how could you ABC? 
Okay, well here’s Kim performing her new hit single (?) “Google Me” on Watch What Happens Live:

Kim Done Flipped Again!!!…

Oh dear…I just wonder how many times Kim Zolciak will say she’s gay, then she’s not, and so on and so on until I go nuts…Zolciak, in a Fox News exclusive, has now admitted she is in a relationship with a female, namely DJ Tracy Young…which I think she denied a relationship too…I know a new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta will be filming before the year is out and you know, it will include all of this friggin’ drama….here’s Kim’s quote on her first kiss with Young, prepare to gag!
“We were both going through heartbreak at the time. I had split up with Big Poppa, and she had just ended a relationship she had been in for three years. The first night we met, we just connected on a different level. We ended up talking for two hours. After that, we started working in the studio together, remixing ‘Tardy for the Party.’ We gradually became closer,” she added. “There were sparks, but [physically] it was a gradual situation. Tracy made the first move. Our first kiss was passionate and exciting.”
These actions prove Kim will do ANYTHING to get attention and press! uh huh.

Don’t Hate Me Because (I Think) I’m a Lesbian…

I’m not sure what to say about this…but last night, I found a story that Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is now dating a woman, namely, DJ Tracy Young, who just happened to remix Kim’s auto-tune extravaganza, “Tardy for the Party”…now, my opinion on women turning gay for publicity reasons is clear…I don’t like it…and I’m willing to bet you a case of wine–Kim loves her wine–that this is exactly what is going on…I had a feeling something was going on when Kim changed her avatar to a NOH8 picture of Young and her…I kept thinking, “is Kim going gay???”…so I am not all that shocked at this news…one of the producers of the RHWA says Kim may “come out” in the next season, which hasn’t started filming last I checked…it should also be noted, both Kim and NeNe Leakes were demanding huge pay raises for next season…in the spirit of this news, and I pray Bonnie Hunt parodies this before she goes off the air, here we go: